Honest to goodness, genius. I mean it’s one thing to even call the police about bacon, but it’s another for a woman to scarf 5 pounds of it so stealthily
On November 10, 2008 at 12:07 am hoorayfor80smusic Said:
I’m surprised this isn’t part of an obituary for the wife dying of a heart attack.
On November 10, 2008 at 12:40 am Rae Said:
I bet she pays for it later. *burp*
On November 10, 2008 at 11:43 am 3-D Said:
@hoorayfor80smusic:
Don’t worry, I’m sure her HMO got wind of the article and dropped her like a (very heavy) rock.
On November 10, 2008 at 3:32 pm pcnerd37 Said:
This guy must be some kind of stupid. Wouldn’t you be able to tell by the smell of the house in the morning that somebody had cooked and eaten the bacon? Personally, I would think that the smell and the dirty dishes would be the first clue, not to mention the fact that my wife gained 5 pounds overnight. What is the likelihood that somebody would break into your house just to eat 5 lbs of bacon and your wife gain 5 lbs all at the same time? It really does shock me how stupid some people can be sometimes.
On November 11, 2008 at 9:35 am CalifMark Said:
In other news, his dog is missing. *urp*
On March 17, 2009 at 2:41 pm B Smith Said:
Mmmm. Baconnn. Hell yeah, I could eat 5 pounds
On May 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm Judi Said:
You must remember that 5 pounds of uncooked bacon only winds up to be about 2 pounds cooked.
And he slept through the wonderful bacony aroma.
a buck.
Honest to goodness, genius. I mean it’s one thing to even call the police about bacon, but it’s another for a woman to scarf 5 pounds of it so stealthily
Holy crap! She ate FIVE POUNDS of bacon?
I’m surprised this isn’t part of an obituary for the wife dying of a heart attack.
I bet she pays for it later. *burp*
@hoorayfor80smusic:
Don’t worry, I’m sure her HMO got wind of the article and dropped her like a (very heavy) rock.
This guy must be some kind of stupid. Wouldn’t you be able to tell by the smell of the house in the morning that somebody had cooked and eaten the bacon? Personally, I would think that the smell and the dirty dishes would be the first clue, not to mention the fact that my wife gained 5 pounds overnight. What is the likelihood that somebody would break into your house just to eat 5 lbs of bacon and your wife gain 5 lbs all at the same time? It really does shock me how stupid some people can be sometimes.
In other news, his dog is missing. *urp*
Mmmm. Baconnn. Hell yeah, I could eat 5 pounds
You must remember that 5 pounds of uncooked bacon only winds up to be about 2 pounds cooked.
wow you can’t be scared of things like that, i mean, if you are scared of that, your going to be that way in lots of other things with life. crazy.